Ladies and gentlemen, fighting out of Vero Beach, we give you Corey “By God” Beachem. This Floridian badass was arrested recently after storming out into the middle of Indian River Drive where he appeared to be fighting vehicles as they passed.
TCPalm reports that Beachem also sucker punched a few street signs while he was at it before laying down in the middle of southbound U.S. Highway 1 presumably because he had nothing left to prove. Police were able to swoop in and subdue Beachem but only because he couldn’t walk at that point. They later found out Beachem had been thrown out of a local bar for charging the stage and stealing the band’s mic stand. So. Music expert, too!
Try to remember, my fellow Floridians. Drinking is fun, but set some boundaries, for God’s sake … preferably ones that cut you off before you try fighting a Pontiac.