A couple of Dunedin, Fla., dolts sought to prove their drunken toughness this weekend by barging into a wedding and threatening to punch the bride.
The Pinellas County pair — Patrick McAllister, 33, and Joshua David Willard, 34, burst into the Dunedin House of Beer and laid down the gauntlet, shoving guests and threatening their bizarre double-team of the lady in the gown. According to WFLA, deputies said McAllister “pushed numerous guests and took the eyeglasses from one guest and threw them into the parking lot.” Willard, on the other hand, “was highly intoxicated and smelled like alcohol.” He had trouble standing and spoke with slurred speech.
Both were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, disturbing/obstruction, and resisting an officer without violence. Citizens of Largo, rest easy. Willard is one of your fire department’s finest. Let’s just hope on the next call, he doesn’t breathe on it.