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Sumter County Man Flashes Genitals At Police: ‘I Guess I Did Something Stupid’

Many states in the U.S. have to worry about the types of critters that run across their highways out of the middle of nowhere. Deer crossing, bear crossing, Amish crossing. Never seen “schlong crossing,” though. Until now. And who else would be responsible but the Sunshine State?

A 28-year-old Sumter County man is in trouble tonight after he dropped his drawers and ran across a four-lane highway with his genitals exposed to police officers. When a deputy officer asked the man why his pants were down, Justin Walker (pictured above) had the ultimate dumb criminal response. “The defendant looked down at his crotch and shrugged his shoulders, saying, ‘I guess I did something stupid,'” the deputy said. The Sumter County Detention Center now has a new occupant pending a $2,000 bond, according to WFTV.

You gotta give our residents credit. If anyone else decided to pogo-dick his way across a four-lane highway right in front of police, he would probably try to cover himself once the jig was up. Not our own Mr. Walker. Told to put it away, he did the only natural thing one can do in that situation. Pulled his shirt up further, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. Ah Florida Police, we don’t pay you guys enough…