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Manatee Porn In Action, Yep This Is How It Looks

So Manatee Porn Is A Thing: Thanks, Tampa!

What’s overweight and mates only once every three to five years? We will accept “old married couple” and “manatees having sex.” It was the latter that stopped motorists on the Courtney Campbell Causeway in Tampa on Thursday.

Various news reports and cellphone videos kicking around the ‘Net captured it in all its slow-moving detail. The Causeway was backed up for several minutes with dozens snapping pics and capturing video. The manatees formed what is called a “manatee mating ball” in which they gather in herds and allow the female to pick her lucky fella.

We suppose the low-hanging fruit here would be to make fun of Mother Nature’s laziest public fornicators, but how about the motorists dropping everything to create a new genre of animal porn? Nice work, Tampa.