In the annals of people who can’t mind their own fucking business, there may not be any more notorious offenders than Miami-Dade County. Officials have determined Shawnee Chasser, the purple-haired grandma living in a tree house, must destroy her home and find something more “to code.”
What makes this particularly shitty is the fact the property belongs to the eccentric granny’s late son. Not to mention the fact this is, y’know, America, and we should be allowed to do whatever the hell we want on our own property as long as we’re not bothering or harming other people.
Nevertheless, Grandma has been given an ultimatum and charged around $3,000 in fines for living in the tree house structure that has been her home for the last 25 years. Y’know, government, sometimes you really suck. For more on the continuing plight of Chasser, check out the Miami Herald’s piece here.