Leave it to Florida to answer the age-old question, what would you do if you found out the woman you were sleeping with was your biological granddaughter? Would you: a) stay married and say “no big deal”?; b) get annulled immediately and never speak of it publicly to anyone for any reason?; or c) set yourself on fire to burn off the filth? While the correct answer is C, one unnamed couple out of Miami chose the first option and will stay together in spite of the fact the man is 68 years old and the biological paternal grandfather of his 24-year-old wife.
According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple, who understandably wish not to be named, rather un-understandably are okay plowing forward with their three-month marriage. It all came to be after the man lost touch with his ex-wife and the children he had from that marriage, the site reports. After he got together with his much younger wife, they were looking through an old photo album and found a picture of his children from when they were little. One of the kids was the woman’s father.
Sigh. We gotta go throw up now.