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Miami Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Party Turns Into Adult Brawl Because People Suck

Every few years you’ll hear about some group of asshole adults that break into a violent brawl at a Chuck E. Cheese. Well, it has happened again, this time at a Florida location.

According to Fox News, there isn’t much to go on except for the fact that a group of both men and women started throwing hands and elbows and foreign objects at one another over an undisclosed offense. It really doesn’t matter what caused it — perhaps the fact Chuck E. Cheese serves alcohol? — because when you don’t have the self-control to get through a child’s birthday party without exploding on someone, you’re either a piece of shit or the dumbest person on earth.

Krystel Jimenez captured the whole thing on cellphone video. She said the fight took place at a Miami CEC, and was about as clueless to the specifics as we are. But again, it matters not. It’s a place for kids, a party for kids. Stop breeding, assholes. We don’t need more of you.

[Image via Mike Mozart | Flickr Creative Commons | Resized and Cropped | CC BY 2.0]