Some sex offending dumbass in Lehigh Acres has proven himself to be smarter than the average child molester. Isaiah Jones, 27, listed his home address as a Lehigh Acres Walmart and apparently it’s completely on the up-and-up.
The Lee County Sheriff’s Office says that Jones is free-and-clear of any wrongdoing here because the Walmart has failed to serve him with a notice of trespass, according to Fox 4 Now. Walmart says they’ve tried that but couldn’t do anything unless Jones was found to be on the property.
Anyone get the sense here that the Sheriff’s Office is making shit up as they go along since it makes, like, y’know, no fucking sense whatsoever? We do. In the meantime, Lehigh Acres Walmart shoppers can take comfort playing their very own brand of real-life Where’s Waldo? Just look for the sumbitch who’s trying to rape your kid. Thanks, Florida law enforcement.