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Housewarming Burglary

This couple just went from lovebirds to jailbirds.

A couple, Kimberly Offutt and her convicted felon boyfriend Michael Stites, broke into a home near DeLand and swiped steaks, rum, pots, pans, guns and ammo, records show, reports The Daytona Beach News-Journal.

The couple also took fans, TVs, tools and pool table equipment, according to an arrest affidavit.

Officers said they got a tip after the couple tried to sell some of their hot stuff to a buddy of the homeowner they had burglarized.

Get the DUHtails at The Daytona Beach News-Journal.