Most of us in Florida have the good sense to enlist a getaway driver ahead of time before we pull a bank job. Well, Keshunte Taylor of Gainesville wasn’t robbing a bank; she was robbing an Arby’s. Still, same principle applies.
Only Taylor didn’t go with the tried-and-true. No, no, no, no. She instead waited until the big getaway to call a cab driver, according to Gainesville.com. It should come as no surprise what happened next. An officer spotted her and picked her up a couple of blocks away. She made off with a whopping $219 in cash; (we can only assume a roast beef sandwich); and the proud title of Idiot du Jour. In the Sunshine State, that takes some doing.
So now if you’re wondering whether Mississippi has the right to start making fun of us or not, you have your exhibit A. Nice going.