The human private parts are wonderful things. Not only are they a source of pleasure and transporting icky waste from our bodies, but they can also make for one hell of a hiding place.
Just ask Hollywood, Florida’s own Taccara Nauden. The 28-year-old woman was riding in a vehicle pulled over in connection to a hit-and-run, according to ClickOrlando. Nauden informed authorities after her arrest that she had hidden her license in her hoo-ha. X-rays later confirmed it. On the way out of jail as she was being transported to Memorial Regional Hospital for clearance, police claim Nauden dropped her drawers and urinated, getting her an indecent exposure charge to go along with the other.
Thankfully, this one isn’t all on us Floridians. Apparently Nauden is a Cornhusker as her ID was from the state of Nebraska, so like many of the crazies here, she’s a transplant. Eat that, America. You make us.