We’re precious thankful the participants in an unusual crash at a West Palm Beach Popeye’s are going to be okay because now it means we get to make fun of the story. According to the Palm Beach Post, five people were injured with non-life threatening injuries — sorry for that part, get well soon! — when a white sedan went airborne and landed on a number of vehicles.
One of the unsuspecting victims was Trenia Robinson of West Palm Beach, who heard an unusual sound “like something I never heard before.” Before she and her godson, who was also inside the vehicle, had a chance to react, the sedan made landfall. Robinson and her godson were able to escape safely by squeezing through a window, the news site reports.
In the meantime, Florida gets to chock up another insane headline to let the world know that, yes, you can’t even order a box of chicken and some dirty rice in this place without fearing for your life. Welcome, tourists!