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Wallace Wrobel Arrested

Florida Man Walks Naked By School Bus Stop, Blames Vodka: One Little Problem…

Everyone knows drugs and alcohol can make you do things you wouldn’t ordinarily do sober. As a result getting bombed often makes for a great excuse when you do something really stupid. Unfortunately for one Florida man, he didn’t account for the police actually testing for that sort of thing.

Wallace Wrobel, 45, was arrested last Friday, according to NBC Miami, and charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs after neighbors reported him walking near a bus stop with his freak flag flying. He confessed to having vodka in his system, but a BAC test revealed a big fat 0. No drugs in the system either.

Far more likely: the dude just wanted to freak everyone out and get placed on a sex offender registry. It is Florida, so stranger things and all that.