There are different ways of measuring how fucked up you are while drinking. Over the years, Florida residents have gotten quite good at being able to judge. Unfortunately, it’s a clarity that usually comes with hindsight, as we’re sure it will for 46-year-old Michael Reyna.
The motorist was slurring your speech because of a wisdom teeth operation he had … 20 years ago. He also attributed his trouble walking to a stabbing injury he had several years earlier. It also didn’t help that he blew just under a 0.1 (well above the legal limit of 0.08, according to TCPalm.
Look for Reyna’s debut book, A Surgical Guide to Fucking Up Your DUI Checkpoint, coming soon to bookstores everywhere. (Okay, that’s a joke; but we would totally read it.) After all, in this state, a 0.1 BAC is inevitable at some point.