From the files of chicken shit law enforcement moves, comes this infuriating blockbuster out of Jacksonville. At a recent Jaguars game, an agent from the Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco cited a 17-year-old girl for moving a cup of beer. She didn’t drink it. Didn’t have it in her hand for more than a few seconds. She simply moved it.
The agent forced the girl to sign a submission of guilt or serve 72 hours in jail, according to ClickOrlando. The agent said to the girl’s attorney, “No she didn’t drink out of it. We are charging her with possession of the cup. She moved it on a table. That is physical possession.” That is also a dick move from a fucking idiot, who gives law enforcement a bad name.
We wish we could say shit like this was isolated, but the Internet has a way of seeking these things out, and lucky us, it happened right here in the good ol’ Sunshine State. So the next time you ask your kid to grab a six-pack and put it in the shopping cart for you, beware! He could be in danger of a crime that will follow him the rest of his life.