Dr. Mark Schreiber is the stuff of nightmares. Practicing at what the Toronto Sun calls an “illegal clinic” outside Miami, the incompetent and/or downright cruel Schreiber recently did the most hideous operation of all time on a patient’s junk.
The patient went into Schreiber’s “clinic” in need of a “penis filler.” He awoke to bloody bandages and a penis that looked like something out of a horror movie. After selfie-ing what was left of himself, the patient texted photos to Schreiber, who advised tying his penis back together with the aid of two popsicle sticks.
Son of a bitch. Give us a minute. Turns out, this isn’t the only time Schreiber has been connected to a botched penis job, making us think this isn’t just gross incompetence but vindictive behavior. Either way, be damn careful about where you get your penis enhancements, guys.