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Florida 11-Year-Old Takes Mom’s SUV For A Joyride

Ah kids. If ever there was something to put you in an early grave, it’s the obnoxious and irresponsible preteen. A Florida mom found that out the hard way when she loaned her daughter the keys to the SUV so she could go downstairs and retrieve a book.

When the girl didn’t come back, Mom checked to see her daughter was missing. Fearing a kidnapping, she called the police, who caught up with the little tyke a bit later. As if all that wasn’t bad enough, the little shit crashed into a BMW. Said little shit was taken to the hospital as a precaution, reports Local10, but it appears she’s going to be okay … at least until she gets home.

So there you go, ladies and gents. Florida teaches ‘em young!

[Featured Image via Michel Curi | Flickr Creative Commons | Resized and Cropped | CC BY 2.0]