What the hell’s the deal with people losing their genitals in the water? First, BP oil spills, now this?
The disturbing thing is we’re about to share the second Florida-based case this week where a man lost his goods to a sea- or water-faring creature. Of course, the last one was a guy cutting off his own junk and feeding them to an alligator. This one is even stranger. According to the Florida Sun Post, a group of fishermen in the Tampa area landed a yellowfin tuna that just so happened to pick up a human male’s genitalia while swimming around Tampa Bay.
The fishermen returned to shore and brought the fish to the attention of authorities, who are working it as a homicide investigation. Then again, hearkening back to the past story, that’s not necessarily the case. You never know what people are capable of doing to themselves with the right set of drugs. We do know one thing, though. We’ll be thinking twice about ordering up a plate of big game fish the next time we go out to a restaurant.