Just when you thought you had this whole politically correct thing down pat, creepy ass Carlos Rodriguez has to come along with his half-a-head and penchant for evil.
NBC Miami reports that this crazy-ass motherfucker attempted to commit arson and murder. What’s worse, when he was booked for the alleged crimes, he had to show off that nightmare-inducing, shit-eating grin. Turns out, this isn’t the first time he’s been in trouble with the police (or the Internet). The news site notes that a prior mugshot went viral. This was mostly due to the unusual physical feature he has (obvious if you’ve looked at the picture.)
Gotta admit, if I were one of the devil’s minions, it’d be real tough to keep from saying “fuck it” and go after retirement and an ordinary life just to keep from running into this guy in the fiery pits of Hell. Okay, we’re out.