Cooking drugs … never a good idea. But when you’ve got a 1-year-old child and two dogs in your care and you’re already predisposed to being a cowardly dumbass, it’s just a recipe for disaster.
Steven Brown, 24, of Port Richey is finding that out the hard way after he left two dogs and an infant to die in a house fire caused by an explosion resulting from his efforts to make marijuana wax. Thankfully, the child is unharmed but the dogs didn’t make it, according to WFLA.
Authorities have yet to catch up to Brown but have 12 warrants out for his arrest, and while his will toward self-preservation is strong, we’re counting on the dumb-as-shit factor to override any advantage it might give him. If you see this asshole out and about in his fancy white 2016 Kia Optima, make sure to give the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office a call, won’t you?