David Hanggigoble is a 24-year-old gent from Naples who is lucky to be alive tonight after an 11-year-old girl caught him hiding under her bed and informed her mother.
USA Today reports that Hanggigoble was waiting on the pre-teen as she came out of the bathroom. So smooth was he that he couldn’t fool an 11-year-old, and so lucky was he that he was able to get out of the house before Mom drew down Clint Eastwood style on his perverted ass. Perverted, we can say with a clear conscience, because Hanggigoble left the little girl a lewd note, according to the news site. Also, this wasn’t his first time to allegedly harass the family. Prior to the incident, he reportedly left a tablet playing pornos on the families doorstep.
Sheesh. Hasn’t this state been punished with enough crazies? Where are those prison space colonies the movies have been promising us for decades?