In a scene ripped straight from the classic comedy Old School, a Flagler County school administrator somehow got beyond messed up and went for a…
Okeechobee Woman Pulls Glass Crack Pipe From Her Vagina In World’s Worst Magic Trick
Rosalia Garcia, a 28-year-old woman hailing from Okeechobee, was arrested for attacking a man with a glass crack pipe, according to a report from TC…
Jacksonville Man Still Has No Idea Who Won Presidential Election
Joe Chandler, a Jacksonville man, has adopted the kind of attitude we all probably should for the next Presidential election. Chandler, an artist and writer,…
Palm Harbor Woman Distributes Nude Pics Of Ex-Husband To His Parents
A Palm Harbor woman really upped the stakes in the aftermath of her divorce after burning nude images of her ex-husband to a CD and…
UNF College Student Takes Acid, Bites Through A Cop’s Bulletproof Vest
Larenzo Askew is a name one bulletproof vest-wearing Florida officer will not soon forget. The self-professed “testament from God” unleashed a rampage of biblical proportions…
Florida Man Holds The World’s Sh*ttiest Record
Numerous people throughout our great country want to be record holders, and it absolutely doesn’t matter what category it’s in. Leave it to a Florida…
Reported Trump Supporter Makes Miami Starbucks Great Again
Whenever there’s a crazy-ass election outcome, it seems to bring out the crazies. A Miami Starbucks found that out firsthand after a local resident became…
Fort Pierce Woman Tries To Choke Out Police Officer With Underwear
What the hell is going on with the youth of America today? Protesting the legitimate outcome of an election, demanding the results be changed because…
Crazed Swordswoman Attacks Her Boyfriend Because Drugs!
If a man learns one thing from matrimony, he should know not to piss off the wife. Brandi Oberdeck, 25, got into an altercation with husband…
Quadruple Amputee ‘Armed And Dangerous’ After Parents’ Murders
Today is a throwback to November 2014 and the tragic double murder-suicide perpetrated by Sean Petrozzino. While there isn’t a damn thing funny about a man…